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elanorpam:

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I’m so fucking pissed off because this post went by my dash and I wrote a long and impassionated response for it but then i saved it to my drafts and when i went to finish it it hadn’t saved A SINGLE FUCKING WORD I WROTE I AM SO FUCKING PISSED I CAN’T EVEN

but here’s a short version of my lost post

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Long story short that post always pisses me off because it’s super fucking wrong in several levels so FUCK AAAAAAALL YAAAAAAAALL

hey actually maybe thats why the thing on karkat’s building is red because trolls dont usually have their blood colour on their building so he was like bet they wont suspect this

FUN FACT FOR HOMESTUCKS

Eridan has hardly spent more than a few days of his life underwater.

CC: If you’re as sickened by t)(em as you say, w)(y do you spend so muc)( time on land? 
CC: You can’t )(ave t)(e sort of affinity for “our kind” t)(at you profess if you’ve only spent, w)(at… 
CC: A few days underwater, maybe? IN YOUR W)(OL-E LIF-E! 
CA: wwhatevver 
CA: i havve to keep an eye on em up here 
CA: its all about tactics 

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lemonyhomestuckpoo:

THE HAPPIEST COUPLE

what am i doing

i should be studying

audio from here

part two

luxtempestas:

luxtempestas:

mementomoryo:

libraryseraph:

homestuckindisguise:

arsenic—-katnep:

cronass:

alphaidiot:

Hpheebadohdoh:

everydayelegy:

luxtempestas:

cherrynubs:

everydayelegy:

violasarecool:

lizzorasaurus:

the whole gang is canada tier

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wHy WaSn’t I iNvItEd To ThIs MoThErFuCkInG pArTy? :O)

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This is a party for REAL god tiers, not faker juggalos ;;;;)

LOR IT’S BECOMING CANADA STUCK.

EV3RTH1NG SM3LLS SO T4STY TH1S 1S GR43T! >:]

ladies and gentlemen, LORD QUEBECOIS

SCREAMS LOUDLY

I LOST IT AT LORD ENGLISH BEING QUEBEC OH GOD THIS IS PERFECT

HIS LEG IS A FUCKING HOCKEY STICK WHAT THE FUCK

OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW MUCH BETTER CAN THIS POST GET

I wasn’t going to reblog. but then Lord Quebecois happened

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Let’s certainly not forget Dad Harper (eww) and Queen Nanna.

(I’d draw Elizabeth as the Condesce but it’s too late and I’m pooped. Someone get on that!)

or you could have y’know

The Potatowitch

IT IS CANADA DAY ONCE AGAIN AND I AM BRINGING THIS BACK FROM THE PITS OF FREE HEALTH CARE HELL

queenlyreality asked:

I love your fantroll designs! Can you tell me about them?

Oh! Alright.

So there’s a bunch. There’s Osylla (female teal blood), Ericia (female green blood), Harlen (male lavender/purple blood), Twaine (male orange blood), and then basically troll me? idk I don’t even remember having a name for them (indigo blood non-binary)

Osylla is invested in witch-like stuff (potions, creepy crawlies). She sleeps a lot, as well. She’s a prospit dreamer and likes her dreams a little too much. Her lusus is a caterpillar-fly. It’s in between metamorphosis between caterpillar and butterfly, but its wings are way too small. Her symbol is a crescent moon butterfly. Her weapon is a segmented staff. She’s also the only one of my fantrolls that have become godtier. But hates it because she can’t go to prospit in her sleep anymore.

Ericia is a bit of a bitch. She’s kinda preppy but she’s pretty well only interested in girls. She also loves guitars. Her main weapon is her axe-guitar. (I haven’t come up with a lusus for her yet.) Her symbol is a sound wave and a 3-lined staff mixed together. I think I was going to make her a derse dreamer.

Harlen is a cowboy, essentially. He uses lazer pistols. He’s obsessed with being a cowboy. Also hates land dwellers, for the most part. The only one he has any red feelings for is Osylla, even though it starts out as a kind of antagonistic relationship in the beginning. His symbol is an ouroboros and his lusus (or steed) is a leviathan. He comes off sweet in his talk but is an outright asshole. He’s a derse dreamer. His eyepatched eye, when uncovered, makes him do the will of the horrorterrors without his memory of it. (Essentially going grimdark and revealing prophecies.)

Twaine is a book-obsessed troll. He especially loves romance novels of all sorts. His weapon is a giant pen blade. His lusus is a giant love bird/phoenix. He teams up often with Osylla to make love potions with his lusus’ feathers. He also has an ability in which he can force trolls into relationships (any quadrant) for a short amount of time (at his very strongest up to a few days). He does this for fun, as he likes to write about them for inspiration. He has black feelings towards Harlen. (Though most of them come from him hating Harlen’s relationship with Osylla.) He’s also blind in one eye due to his powers, so he has no depth perception.

Troll Kage (yet to be named) is indigo blood and unlike Gamzee is not doped up on sopors, so they embrace their subjuggulator heritage. They’re extremely homocidal and take to a knife as a weapon. They grow pumpkins in their spare time along with other gourds to carve into. They paint their face like a pumpkin in juggalo style, as well. Their lusus is a duck with fish-like qualities.

There now leave me to my mary sue shame 

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